11045382_10100215722659088_2828378736041003695_n About Simon Caine…


“I won’t fuck you. But you were very funny. I genuinely loved the night. Amazing.” – Copstick¬†(head comedy reviewer at the Scotsman Newspaper, 2017)


“That was awesome. I liked it… I don’t know why. But it was great. I’ll have you back” – Mike Manera (Piccadilly Comedy Club, 2016)

“What you’re doing is great… the problem is nobody understands it.” – Iain Coyle (Dave TV Comedy Commissioner, 2016)

“Really glad I got to see that. It was a really great set. You’re taking real and personal things and making them funny which isn’t easy to do. One of the two stand out sets of the night… and amazing crowd control” – Geoff Whiting (Mirth Control¬†– 2016)


“The Martin Luther King Jr of comedy.” – Broadway Baby, 2015

“This is one of the few comedians to make me howl with laughter this year…” – ¬†comedian Adam Bloom (2015)


“One of the best things I’ve seen this fringe. Charming, endearing and honest comedy which is genuinely funny – and family friendly too!” – Comedian Tom Appleton (2014).

“delicious witticisms” – Eric Heisserer (film director and screenwriter, 2014)

“It’s hard to tell when you’re joking and when you’re being serious” – Adam Kay from Amateur Transplants (2014)

“Keep an eye on what Simon does because in 3 years time everybody else will be trying to do it.” – Stu Goldsmith (2014)

“sharp writing” – Julia Chamberlain, Chortle (2014)

Here’s a list of awards I’ve come close to winning…

Reading New Act Competition 2012
Comedy Store, Gong Show
Finalist (2nd place, April 2012)
Comedy Store, Gong Show
Finalist (5th place, March 2012)
Winner (Jan 2012)
Quarter Finalist
Quarter Finalist
You Must Be Joking 2011
Runner Up

To book me for a gig, feel free to email me directly here.

You can see all my upcoming gigs here and all my past gigs here.