Hi, I’m Simon Caine. A comedian, podcaster, author and general internet user. This is my website where you can find out all sorts of things about me. So go ahead, take a look around, but do take your shoes of – the carpet is new.
I’m not really sure why I need a “homepage”. It feels a little redundant given I don’t think anyone is coming to my website to read this. However, if you’re reading this, you’ve kinda ruined my point. Well played sir / madam, well played.